Dear Jack,

May I call you Jack? I mean, you seem like an amiable guy. I have some questions about your new little video slamming Mormon supporters of Proposition 8:

I’m assuming that this is the first of a series of mocking videos and I was wondering when we could expect the next installments and which group that supported the measure would be slammed in it. 

Will the next installment slam the black community, which overwhelmingly voted against gay marriage?

Or the Latino community, which did also?

Oh, and I’m eagerly waiting for a future installment in which you take the Muslim community - who really, really hate gays - to task.

You and your fellow Hollywood types have shown us how courageous you can be by tackling that the radical Mormons. But - they weren’t the only ones who didn’t support gay marriage. Show us how brave you are by addressing the above groups as well.

I know you won’t let us down. Go get ‘em, Jack. 

I’ll be holding my breath in anticipation of your courage in this matter

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